porcelain in a papercup world

i am a moonchild alien monster and proud
  • Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
  • Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
  • Interviewer: Why is that?
  • Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
  • Interviewer: Pet peeves?
  • Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
  • Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until their married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
  • Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
  • Interviewer: He can’t!
  • Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.
cadoi-city:

percabethforeva:

birdgirl69:

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….
hmm……


well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

i got Jared Leto :P

I got “stop infantilizing sex”


I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.I have a good feeling about this ^^

cadoi-city:

percabethforeva:

birdgirl69:

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….

hmm……

well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”
I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

i got Jared Leto :P

I got “stop infantilizing sex”

I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.
I have a good feeling about this ^^

(Source: iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin, via kimjongsnoona)

Did you Know: The Best Birth Control in the World is for Men?

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that…

"C’mon, give me a little BJ! Up and down a couple of times, you’re done. It’s easy!" 

(Source: femburton)

ana-sthetic:

"Dont say you hate your fam-" No.

"Omg you should love your fami-" No.

"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You dont need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to. You dont owe anyone anything.

(via lol-im-exos-stylist)

Feeling worthless because you know what your doing makes you cheap but you keep going back to do it again, because you have a little bit of hope that it will suddenly change and you’ll get happy…

—(via pearlyfuckas)